Here we are again: another year, another Golden Girls Holiday Gift Guide! This is technically the seventh one of these that I’ve done, and I always look forward to bringing you the best of the best Golden Girls merch. Of course, yes, as is tradition we’ll start with the calendars.
This year’s wall calendar has a fun, retro theme and features scenes and quotes from the show to keep you in a Miami state of mind all year long.
2025 Day-at-a-Time Box Calendar
Rose may be able to ask a dumb question better than anybody Dorothy knows, but you’ll be ready with all the answers to any Golden Girls trivia questions with this lovely day-at-a-time calendar!
I have a soft spot for gift guides, obviously, and I love scrolling through them to find new things. I’m also fascinated by the way each one is organized. So this year, rather than grouping the gifts by type or category, I decided to have a little fun and curate them according to four personality types. You’re sure to find something for any fan of the show, including yourself!
Some people just have a natural flair for bringing people together, and these gifts will definitely elevate any party.
Get the Cheesecake! Cake Stand
This cheesecake stand from Hallmark is almost too perfect for words! It features beautiful artwork of each of the Girls around the base along with clever details reminiscent of the wicker furniture in the living room. I love the extra detail of “get the cheesecake” stamped on top, too.
Of course you’ll need plates to serve the cheesecake or, well, anything else on! They’re made of melamine, but I absolutely adore that they’re molded to look like paper plates. It really just adds to the retro appeal. Visions of a Golden Girls tablescape are dancing in my head as I think about adding this bamboo cutlery set…
Hello, gorgeous!! Prime Party totally knocked it out of the park with this super cute apron that will take you from cooking lasagna al forno in the kitchen to serving your guests at the table.
We are not playing cards. We are playing gin rummy!
Dorothy, “Rose the Prude”
Keep your guests entertained while they wait with a deck of these cleverly designed playing cards. They make a great hostess gift if you’re attending rather than throwing a party, too.
Get ready to journey to the center of attention in these fan-tastic finds!
“We’re heads!!!” but make it cute! This neckace is definitely very demure, very mindful and can totally take you from the workplace to drinks at The Rusty Anchor.
I am loving this retro t-shirt because it reminds me of the custom spray painted ones you could get at the mall back in the day!
The Older You Get The Better You Get T-shirt
Homage makes amazing, high-quality pop culture inspired t-shirts, hoodies, and more. I love my Reading Rainbow shirts, so I was thrilled to discover that they also have some Golden Girls options! This one of Rose and her infamous banana quote is definitely my favorite.
Green & White Lace Sophia Bookworm Cardigan
Unique Vintage has some of the most stylish and well-designed Golden Girls fashion out there, and this Sophia inspired cardigan is no exception. The lace collar is just so sweet and perfectly reminiscent of Sophia’s style on lots of episodes. They even added an enamel pin of her glasses for extra flair! Unique Vintage also always offers inclusive sizing.
32oz Confetti Cold Cup with Lid and Straw
Throw on one of the shirts above over some leggings, fill up this fun and sparkly cold cup with a little water from the hose out back, and you’ll be ready to face the day or my name isn’t Yvonne and this is it! Wooooo!
Somewhat predictably, this section of the gift guide includes the most items. It’s like the people who make this stuff know we’re all just hanging out at home and bingeing the show or something.
All I can say is I. Need. This. Pillow!! Solo versions of Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, and Sophia are also available so you can have one in every room of your house!
If you’re anything like me then you absolutely do not need another coffee mug but, well, sometimes exceptions must be made. I love the sculpted details that match the cheesecake stand and the interior pop of color. The other Girls each have their own mug as well, but since I better not say anything until I’ve had my coffee, too, I’d choose Dorothy for my collection.
Golden Girls Framed 500-Piece Puzzle
I designed this puzzle so that once you complete it all you have to do is seal it with a little puzzle glue or some peel and stick sheets, and it’s ready to display—no extra frame needed!
What else are you going to put your soup in after you win a lifetime supply of it on Grab That Dough? Sure, you can use it for oatmeal or cereal, too. Hell, you could even drink your daily dose of Metamucil from it. No judgement!
Growing up, my mom had Royal Delft blue plates displayed in three wooden shelves around the top of our kitchen, so this mug is truly giving me all the nostalgic vibes.
Scented Break-Away Lanyard With Charm
I’m sure you’re eventually going to have to leave your house for one reason or another, so why not keep your keys on this handy break away lanyard! Why is it scented? I don’t know.
You won’t need to use any of these books to keep your bed level!
Murder by Cheesecake: A Golden Girls Cozy Mystery
Start assembling your book club besties now because you won’t want to miss out on the first title in this all-new Golden Girls Cozy Mystery! I adore a good cozy, and the plot summary sounds like a mashup of “A Visit from Little Sven,” “Three On a Couch,” and “The Case of the Libertine Belle.” What fun! The publication date isn’t until April of next year, but you can pre-order it now.
The Golden Girls Guide to a Golden Life
“How can you thrive in each stage of your life? Pull up a chair in the kitchen as this hilarious book explores milestone moments and offers golden advice and fun activities through the wise and witty perspectives of everyone’s favorite foursome! An energetic, eye-catching interior design and light activities throughout makes this dip-in-dip-out book a fun reading experience—and a great gift for any age and any occasion.”
Thank You For Being a Friend: The Little Guide to the Golden Girls
I’ve seen a few of these Little Guide books around at various stores, but I only just discovered that The Golden Girls is part of the series. It may be small, but it’s packed with quotes and fun facts from the show. Shrimp??
Whether you’re reading the latest memoir from the bitter children of celebrities section or something by one of the great literary figures of our time (Faulkner, Fitzgerald, and Schwartzenegger), these convenient sticky notes will make sure you don’t lose your place.
Listen, I know that 2024 has been a wild ride to say the least, and I’m sure 2025 will have more than a few tricks up its sleeve, but don’t forget that it’s also the 40th anniversary of the premiere of The Golden Girls! I know we say it all the time, but it truly is hard to believe that a show that first aired in 1985 continues to be more relevant than ever. So hang in there, keep bingeing your favorite episodes, and stay tuned for some amazing new content right here on The Golden Girls Fashion Corner!
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The Delft-type mug sure is cute.
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